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A Theatre503 Production
‘Meow meow meow meow meow meow’
Kat lives at home with her ultra-religious mother and stepfather, saying grace before dinner, working a dead-end job and dodging questions about why she’s not married yet. But when Kat escapes to her room, she puts on her whiskers, her paws and her tail, and becomes herself.
kat is a funny and remarkably relatable tale of identity, furries and religion, and a startling examination of the defences we deploy to protect ourselves from the evil of others.
Running time: TBC
Age guidance: 16+
Content Warnings: This play contains themes relating to child abuse, sexual abuse, rape, physical violence, death, religion, sex, physical assault and injury For more detailed information, please see the kat Content Information here.
Pre-Theatre Dining: Audience members can get a 33% discount on food bought at The Latchmere pub between 6pm – 7pm, Monday – Friday! Just show a staff member your ticket confirmation email or e-ticket. Book in advance to avoid disappointment and we hope to see you soon!
Rapid Write Response (RWR) is our short play initiative where you can meet and engage with early-career creatives, by mounting six 10-minute response pieces to kat. Over a 3 week period the plays are written, selected, cast, rehearsed and staged. By watching a preview performance between Thursday 4 – Saturday 6 March 2027, you can submit a response piece for RWR. Check out how to access discounted tickets for our Writer’s Nights below. You can find further information on RWR here.
Thursday 4 and Friday 5 March 2027 7.30pm DISCOUNTED PREVIEWS FOR WRITERS: A chance for writers to enjoy a discounted ticket and meet our literary department and the writer of the show. Those who attend previews are invited to take part in RWR. To unlock a £10 ticket, email boxoffice@theatre503.com to be digitally tagged as a writer. If you have previously been tagged as a writer, your ticket will automatically adjust to £10 on the final page of booking – you do not need a Promo Code. You can find further information on RWR here.
Saturday 13 March 2:30pm 2027 PAY WHAT YOU CHOOSE RELAXED PERFORMANCE: Our Pay What You Choose where tickets start from £10. For anyone who benefits from a more relaxed performance environment. House lights are left up with audience free to exit and re-enter as required. Sound levels are reduced and any strobe / ‘flashing light’ effects will be omitted also. We also invite those with babes in arms to attend as opportunity for parents and/or guardians to enjoy a spot of theatre, at a reduced price, without the need to hire a babysitter.
Nazareth Hassan
Nazareth Hassan is a writer, director, and musician. Performance and theater works include Practice at Playwrights Horzions, Bowl EP at The Vineyard Theater, Untitled (1-5) at The Shed (text published by 3 Hole Press), VANTABLACK at Theatretreffen Stückemarkt in Berlin, Security Theater at Judson Memorial Church, and Memory A at Museo Universitario del Arte Contemporaneo in Mexico City. Their first interdisciplinary book, Slow Mania, will be published in 2025 by Futurepoem. In 2022-2023, they were the dramaturg at the Royal Court Theatre in London. They were a 2023–25 Jerome Hill artist fellow and the 2024-25 Tow Playwright in Residence at The Vineyard Theatre. www.nazarethhassan.com
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