Mum Brigade in association with Theatre503 present

It’s Not Cute Anymore

Written by Clare Hoey and Bel Knight
Directed by Tristan Schumacher
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£15 Standard / £12 Concession / ‘Pay What You Can’ Saturday Matinee

EARLY BIRD OFFER: First 5 tickets available at £5 each. Next 10 tickets available at £10 each.

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RUNNING TIME: 75 mins (no interval)

There comes a point when giving up on your dreams may not be the worst thing in the world.

It’s Not Cute Anymore pits the consequences of pursuing your dreams against the dignity of just giving up. It explores desperation, rejection, and misplaced entitlement. With animation, interviews, and filmed flashbacks, this vulgar comedy blurs the line between theatre and TV.

Clare Hoey and Bel Knight

Clare Hoey and Bel Knight met on the Soho Young Writers’ Programme. They’ve had their work performed at the St James Theatre and at The Lyric. This is their first full-length play.


Artistic Team
Clare Hoey and Bel Knight
Tristan Schumacher
Clare Hoey and Bel Knight
Film and Animation
Freddie Leyden
Clare Hoey
Bel Knight

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