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Iona Bremner Productions and Sláinte! Theatre present...

Hame. Teeth. CLUB.

19 - 21 Nov 2026
Written by Kari Hall
Directed by Jessie Wren Jacobs
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Every weekend has been the same for the past 6 months, and Morgan Shields wouldn’t change it for a f*cking thing. Fueled by Dragon Soop and recklessness, Morgan is a hedonistic party girl who lives for her weekends at Dalkeith Miner’s club. But after experiencing a sexual assault, she’s forced to confront her lack of ambition; her personal chaos; and the emptiness that remains when you are believed, but no one stands by your side. hame. teeth. CLUB. is a visceral darkly comedic one-woman play that places a working class Scottish young woman at the centre of her own narrative – as a living, breathing, contradictory person.

Written in a blend of colloquial Scots and English language, HAME. TEETH. CLUB. tackles how communities talk about and treat survivors of assault, and just how much complicity plays a part in not supporting victims. This play explores the intricacies of female friendship as something that is sacred – but can be completely sidelined for male validation. At a time when conversations around consent, accountability and community responsibility remain central to public discourse, HAME. TEETH. CLUB. asks difficult questions about what support truly looks like.

This Iona Bremner & Sláinte! Theatre production brings a visceral darkly comedic one-woman play that places a working class Scottish woman at the centre of her own narrative – as a living, breathing, contradictory person. With a proven track record of championing bold new writing, Bremner brings together a creative team dedicated to telling urgent, relevant stories with humour and heart. Driven by a passion for work that amplifies authentic Celtic voices, Sláinte! Theatre is driven by “championing bold Scottish voices and creating work that speaks directly to contemporary audiences”.

Running time: 55 minutes (no interval)

Age guidance: 16+

Content Warnings: This play contains distressing or potentially triggering themes. You can find detailed content information here.

Pre-Theatre Dining: Audience members get a 33% discount on food bought at The Latchmere pub between 6pm – 7pm, Monday – Friday! Just show a staff member your ticket confirmation email or e-ticket. Book in advance to avoid disappointment and we hope to see you soon!

Kari Hall

Kari Hall is a working-class queer writer, director and theatre-maker from the outskirts of Edinburgh. Following a move to London in 2020 to attend drama school, Kari co-founded Sláinte! Theatre with Iona Bremner to pave opportunities for Scottish and Celtic artists in London to create authentic work. Through Sláinte! Theatre, Kari made their debut as a playwright in Spring 2024 with their production of Shepherd’s Warning (★★★★, Young Perspective). Kari is a graduate of The Royal Central School of Speech and Drama, holding an MA in Writing for Stage and Broadcast Media.

Dates

Thursday 19 November Thu 19 Nov 19:30 Book Now
Friday 20 November Fri 20 Nov 19:30 Book Now
Saturday 21 November Sat 21 Nov 19:30 Book Now
Artistic Team
Writer
Kari Hall
Director
Jessie Wren Jacobs
Maddy Whitby
Lighting Designer
Cast
Morgan
Rhiannon Lucy Bird

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