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By Lindsay Dukes

26 Apr – 7 May, 7.45pm (Sunday 5pm)




Veering frighteningly close to a record score on Candy Crush, Gemma decides to do what any other normal person seeking clarity and peace would: she meets an ‘assertive’ stranger from the internet. Dan wants to tie Gemma up, choose her underwear and act like a gentleman.


Captivating and sharply funny, Portia sees a young woman struggling to balance her fascination with submission with her desire to be a good feminist.Lindsay Dukes confronts love, sex, perversity and apathy in her dangerously frank new solo show.

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Jelly Beans

By Dan Pick

10-14 May, 7:45pm



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From the creative team behind BU21 (★★★★★- The Stage) and Cans(★★★★ – Time Out), Jelly Beans is a brutally honest, hilarious and pitch-black play about what happens when every axiom of your life turns out to be a lie.

Are you going to work for everything you were promised?

Or are you going to let your darkest instincts take control?

After the sell-out success of multi-award nominated BU21 by Stuart Slade(2016) and the company’s award-nominated debut Cans in 2014, Kuleshov Theatre return to Theatre503 with the first full-length play by director Dan Pick (BU21, Cans)


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